Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open
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- America: Equal rights! Woo! Everyone gets them!
- America: Except you
- America: Or you
- America: Oh, you're gay? Especially not you
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literally me when im trying to attract boys when i go out
oh my god his face XD
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hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
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